The best part of being an American is that anyone who thinks up a great idea and acts on it can make a ton of money and be happy.
Take for example the Miss America pageant
Any idea who won this year? Never mind that it is a hopeless waste of time and beauty. Forget the fact that it should be done naked so we can make sure that our national icon of beauty doesn’t have a birthmark that looks like Florida on her one of her breasts (or worse a demonic tattoo of some sort) And why not require chest x-rays to make sure we are getting 100% USDA Grade A premium kosher meat without fillers or additives?
The best part of this years beauty scam is that no one knows who won! It would suck to be crowned Miss
Regardless of your opinion on Gay marriage you have to admit that the hauntingly beautiful Miss
So while the runner up babe is going to be the spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage at millions of dollars a year our current Miss
Is this a great country or what!