Thursday, November 6, 2008

“Emergency, Everybody to Get From Street”……………..

A famous quotation from the 1966 movie The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming. It was a comedy back then poking fun at the cold war fears that all Americans were infected with. A Russian submarine ran aground off of New England and the local townspeople panicked.

The world is cheering because a weaker America plays into their hands. It is an opportunity for them to expand their ideals and agendas. Whatever they may be. Sure Sarah Palin has little foreign policy experience. Barack Obama has none. Repeat, None.  He can't see Russia from his backyard.

And so it begins. The reign of the 44th US President.

Yesterday the terrorist organization Hamaas launched rockets into Israel. Today President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has congratulated Barak Obama on his election win, the first time an Iranian leader has offered such wishes to a U.S. president-elect since the 1979 Islamic Revolution.

Today Russian President Dimitry Medvedev announced that Russia would be deploying short range missiles near the polish border. Medvedev also stated that the Russians will start deploying electronic jamming equipment to counter the west’s anti-missile systems that will be protecting Poland.

I heard this on the shortwave radio last night. I looked all over the net for it today. Fox News was reporting it. The networks were pretty quiet on it. CNN was showing tape of Magic Johnson saying “I cried like a baby when Obama won”’ NBC didn’t mention it at all tonight on the nightly news......... Are you kidding me!

First the Russian’s make a play for Georgia, (not Atlanta Ga. dumbass, Soviet Georgia) Now Poland. Did anyone study history in high school? Does anyone remember World War Two? The Cold War? Hello? Ground control to Major Tom?  Didn’t our parents build bomb shelters in this country when some madman placed missiles in Cuba? Anyone awake here?

But Hey it’s OK because YOU voted for Change. And you got it. We all got it. Thanks a lot.

I just hope we don’t have to pay for it with our lives…………

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

More like a Mudslide………………

Only reason I call it a mudslide is that the term “Shit Storm” is probably not politically correct. Standing on my porch I can see the shit storm building on the horizon. No one is going to escape. It’s just the level of coverage you are going to be buried in.

A democrat congress. A democrat president? Are any of us going to survive?

Sure, like any fatal disease process we won’t feel a thing at first. Gradually something will seem wrong. Soon your paycheck will start to get smaller. As more and more people don’t have any money to spend on goods and services, you may even get laid off. The democrat  economic colonoscopy will burrow deeper and deeper into the working man’s….er…. pocket.

Spread the wealth? More like spread your legs. BOHICA!

The folks on food stamps down at the Piggly Wiggly in their Cadillac’s will just laugh at you as they have prevailed not unlike a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust. They were the smart ones. They worked the system that you were forced to pay for by your greedy government. Oh sure, “They” caused this mess as they have the power to vote even though they don’t contribute to the society in any way. But you let it happen. YOU sat back and watched as the sick, lame, and lazy took over this country and voted away everything you and your family have worked towards for generations.

How do we fix it? I have no idea. I’m not sure there is a fix to save the patient. The patient will survive, but will just be a shadow of himself. Not able to run in the race anymore but just sit in the stands and watch the winners and survivors claim the glory that was once his.

And all you did was vote for change.

Thanks a lot. Enjoy that bologna sandwich you are sharing with the family for Thanksgiving this year.

Nice going dumbass…………. 

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Eulogy for America…………

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang, but a whimper

T.S. Elliot

I have been trying to keep my political views hidden or at least neutral during this awful presidential campaign. There has been so much negative mud slinging this year that I could slap both sides and pretty much keep my true feelings hidden. Add to that thought that this whole blog is my subtle application to replace Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes.

No More.

Hopefully I will wake up tomorrow and that clown Barack Hussein Obama will not have been elected President of the United States.

If my worst fears become reality, it will be time to purchase ammunition and squirrel my savings away in mason jars in the back yard. This guy wants to spread the wealth. This means to tax you and me more and give the proceeds to those who haven’t worked for it, because (in America) the homeless and non tax paying leeches can vote. The tax break for 95% of working Americans? Only 65% of working Americans pay any income taxes. Those who make less than $25,000 a year pay no income tax. They get it all back, if they file. How are we going to give them a break? Simple we write them a check.

This country’s economic problems cannot be fixed by either candidate. They are both lying to you on that fact. The difference is Obama is going to inflate government and punish the successful in order to perpetuate his legacy. Just wait until you see the laws a liberal congress and President Obama will pass. In four years this country will not resemble the America you grew up with.

The meek aren’t inheriting the earth. We are giving it away piece by piece………

Monday, November 3, 2008

The Eyes Have It………….

I went to the eye doctor with Wifey today. We drove into town and filled out the new patient paperwork. I was led to the back office where this nice young lady did a bunch of high tech tests on my eyes to check various things. I suppose I passed them as I was sent to another room to await the doctor. 

The eye doc was a nice, fairly good looking lady in her early thirties, She was sweet as can be as she dilated my eyes with the drops from hell. I read the letters on the chart. She looked deeply into my eyes, to look at my retina, and informed me my dreaded diabetes had not messed with my eyes yet. When she finished with me they brought back Wifey to do the same thing to her.

They had separated us for a reason.

Those of you who know me can just imagine me trying on bathing suits in a store or being forced to eat broccoli not smothered in four pounds of Cheese Wiz. Either event I would immensely prefer to buying new glasses.

I was now sitting in front of a woman who while being nice, was scaring the crap out of me. She handed me a pair of frames and wanted to know what options I wanted in my new glasses. To be honest, our insurance isn’t that great when it comes to bifocals. Yes, Chuckie is an old man. 

Her job was to rush me through the buying phase, the big money phase, of the doctor visit while I can’t see and am separated from my lovely and calming Wifey. So far I was into them for $10.00 for the exam and free frames if I chose to have them do the glasses. My cost to get out of there alive with a new pair of glasses? $179.00 That’s right, one hundred seventy nine dollars. That’s after the insurance paid over a hundred dollars of the bifocal up-charge. The total without insurance would have been $290.00! I grabbed Wifey and we escaped $50.00 poorer with a pair of clip on sunglasses for her and two prescriptions in hand. 

Wal-Mart would make the same glasses for me for $169.00. Damn straight Skippy! If I am going to buy five cents worth of injection molded plastic frames designed by some French faggot designer, with a couple bucks worth of CNC milled plastic lenses, well I am going to buy them from Wal-Mart and not from some huge, scary, Shrek-like man eating woman at the eye doctors office. 

I feel better now. I’ll just take my pill and go to sleep……..