Trapped in the House

Think of Neil Diamond's "Love on the Rocks"

Trapped in the house

what an ugly surprise

the garage door spring breaks

and then your wife cries

you don’t get no respect here

when your trapped in the house

Can’t go to the store

can’t go to the show

There’s a holiday sale at Walmart,  but you just can’t go

Your whole life is ruined

when you trapped in the house.

First the spring it breaks

sounds like a shotgun blasting

suddenly you feel trapped there

with out any place to go.

Then you hear the voices

are they really laughing?

Taunting you inside your head

Your trapped at home just go to bed

stuck behind a half ton door.

You fill out the form

And wait for the call

it’s a holiday weekend

God damn it all

Looks like your here till Tuesday

Trapped in the house

You post it on Facebook

and your friends have to laugh

your masculinity has been cut in half

you look and feel like a pussy

when your trapped in the house

Maybe the neighbors 

will give you a hand

And then maybe not

because its you they can’t stand

You realize your fucked

when you are trapped in the house

How could this happen

and why is it always me?

sitting here bored to tears just posting to my BLOG

That son of a bitch is heavy, I mean it’s REALLY heavy!

Could I move it with the jack

try to prevent a heart attack

Wouldn’t that just be my luck

WTF……..

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