#CALEXIT

Some dumb ass Californians want their state to secede from the United States of America.

I’m all for it. I’ll support it and I’ll volunteer to work for it. Hell I will even donate money to help make it happen!

Let’s say, just for fun, that you had a disgusting tumor residing in your body siphoning your vital energy and resources away to feed itself. One day the tumor says it wants to leave by itself. What do you say?

Yes, I am comparing California to an ugly benign tumor. If you think about it, Californians really are.

For years California has been infected with far left liberals who have lost all connection with reality.

Examples? Sure, plenty off em.

Look at the taxes those fools pay.

Try to use a charcoal grill to cook a steak in your back yard.

Big screen TV sizes are regulated due to the amount of electricity they use.

Water rationing due to all the agriculture that has priority over human use of water.

Rolling electric blackouts due to overpopulation and not enough energy production

Sanctuary cities where illegal aliens can live free of prosecution for crimes they commit

Drivers licenses for illegal aliens

Free health care for illegal aliens

And so it goes

And so it goes.....

The list of silly ass regulations and nonsense that Californians push and vote for could go on forever. And we (the rest of the country) would be far better off without them. Sure they would be the sixth largest economy in the world if they became their own country, but how much does that number really effect the rest of the country when you factor in how much aid and commerce they would, or wouldn’t, get from the US?

One of my friends, Geo, thinks we should let Mexico have California back. A great idea, but I am afraid it wouldn’t work. Mexico surely wouldn’t want those idiots back. Where would they be able to dump their riffraff across the border if California wasn’t there? Mexico would have to assume the costs of all these now legal immigrants to their new state that they now don’t have. Their own immigrants would bankrupt the Mexican economy.

I’m pretty sure Californians would really like to be Americans when the next huge Earthquake strikes the San Francisco bay area and they need FEMA to bail their asses out or when North Korea starts lobbing missiles into the Pacific Ocean off their coast. Maybe that huge super volcano under Mammoth Lakes will go off and what will they do then? The Port of Los Angeles is the busiest port in the US. I am sure all the other shipping ports along our shorelines would love to grab some of that business when we slap some huge tariffs on products that go through that union controlled port. Californian vegetable produce? Hell it’s all picked by Mexicans who wipe their asses with it anyway. Just think of the potential health benefits of a United States minus California. The collective intelligence of the country would rise significantly if California seceded. What about Silicon Valley you ask? Do you really think Apple and all the other high tech companies would stay in California once the US finished taxing the crap out of their products they import into the country? Look at Honda and Volkswagen. They produce products in the US to keep from paying tariffs we impose on imported goods. Do you think that would change?

We would prosper if California left the union. That huge Democrat electoral state would disappear thereby guaranteeing Conservative and or Republican leadership for the United States pretty much forever.

In short, Calexit is just another pie in the sky stupid idea thought up by idiots and aggressively sold to the do-gooder morons of the sate who don’t know any better. As much as I love the idea it just ain’t gonna happen. But I will buy a t-shirt supporting them!

It’s a damn shame really. Think of the jobs we would create by building that wall to keep those west coast infidels out!